So I'm sitting here in my friend's car waiting for him to return from speaking to someone at his job, and all I can think is "Hmmm, this is like the perfect car for a high school and or college student", and you know what? I'm right, as usual.
Alright, let's move away from my record high intellect and delve into what my friend drives. "Maybe it's a Mustang?! Or a Camaro!? It's definitely a slammed Honda Civic?!" is what I assume all of you are saying.
However, it is none of those. It is a maroon, 1994 Buick Century.
It has whitewalls and a maroon interior, and it is damn proud of it's glorious self. It also has fake wood adorning the dash area along with a horizontal speedometer, but none of that really matters. The important thing is that altogether, the car is perfect for any teenager.
It's cheap, and relatively inexpensive to fix as well, since parts are abundant and servicing it isn't extremely difficult. It even gets pretty decent mileage, which is perfect for someone who works a part-time, low paying job. Like working at a video rental store for instance.
Now, I know what some of you may be thinking, and that is "How am I supposed to pick up hot babes in a 94 Buick?! I thought you needed a Miata for that!?!??!!".
Here is where things get interesting. You wouldn't think that the Buick is a beautiful women magnet, BUT IT IS. I can't explain why, and I probably never will be able to, but the ladies must have a soft spot in their heart for a maroon Buick because I swear I have seen my friend on a date with Jennifer Lawrence. Maybe he just has mad game, or maybe, just maybe, it's the car.
Usually I leave you guys with a lesson and today is no different.
Beautiful ladies don't love jewelry or diamonds. They actually love 1990's era four-cylinder cars, and you can take that to the bank.
Thanks for reading!
